Tuesday, May 23, 2006

 

THE DEVIL'S BEATITUDES

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THE DEVIL'S BEATITUDES
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If the Devil were to write his Beatitudes, they would probably go
something like this:

Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend
an hour once a week with their fellow Christians in Church - they are
my best workers.

Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be
thanked - I can use them.

Blessed are the touchy, with a bit of luck they may stop going to
church - they are my missionaries.

Blessed are those who are very religious but get on everyone's nerves -
they are mine forever.

Blessed are the troublemakers ~ they shall be called my children.

Blessed are those who have no time to pray - they are easy prey for me.

Blessed are the gossipers - for they are my secret agents.

Blessed are those critical of church leadership - for they shall
inherit a place with me in my fate.

Blessed are the complainers - I'm all ears for them.

Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people
and not yourself - I've got you.

Pass this onto all your family and friends...


PRAYER
"Lord Jesus Christ, you are the Messiah and Savior of the world, the
hope of Israel and the hope of the nations. Be the ruler of my heart
and the king of my home. May there be nothing in my life that is not
under your kingship."


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