Tuesday, April 26, 2011

 

IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE

IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE
Author Unknown
April 26, 2011


Vital For Your Health and Well-being!


The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary
and central component or heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units, resulting in the reproduction of the same
defect in all
subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed,
Subsequential Internal Non-Morality, or more commonly known as S-I-N,
as it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment.


Some other symptoms are:
a. Loss of direction
b. Foul vocal emissions
c. Amnesia of origin
d. Lack of peace and joy
e. Selfish, or violent, behavior
f. Depression or confusion in the mental component


The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect,
is providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to
correct this SIN defect, at numerous locations throughout the world.
The number to call for the recall station in your area is: 1-800-THE
LORD


WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction,
voids manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems
too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.


PRAY THIS NOW: Dear God in Heaven, I call on the Name of Jesus Christ.
Please fix me by making me new on the inside. I receive, and
acknowledge, the Lord Jesus Christ now. Amen.


For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S for prompt assistance at
any location worldwide.

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