Tuesday, September 05, 2006
IF YOU GOTTA GO, START EARLY
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A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation for
her and her Baptist Church group. She wrote to a campground for
reservations. She wanted to make sure that the campground was
fully equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to write
the word "toilet" in her letter.
So, she decided on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode"
Once written down she still was not comfortable. Finally she
decided on the abbreviation "B.C." and wrote, "does your
campground have its own "B.C.?"
When the campground owner received the letter, he couldn't
figure out what she meant by "B.C."
He showed it to several of the campers, one of whom suggested
the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist Church since there
was a letterhead on the paper which referred to a Baptist
Church.
So he sent this reply:
Dear Madam: The B.C. is located nine miles from the campground
in a beautiful grove of trees.
I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the habit of going
regularly. No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will
seat 350 people at one time, and it is open on Tuesday,
Thursday, and Sunday of each week.
Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of it.
The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the
quietest passages. It may interest you to know that my daughter
met her husband there. We are also having a fund-raiser to
purchase new seats, as the old ones have holes in them.
Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend
regularly. It's been a good six months since she last went.
It pains her very much not to be able to go more often.
As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially
in cold weather. Perhaps I could accompany you the first time
you go, sit with you, and introduce you to all the other folks
who will be there.
PRAYER
"Lord, fill me with your Holy Spirit that I may radiate the joy of the gospel to others. May your light and truth shine through me that others may find new life and freedom from sin and the corruption of evil."
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