Tuesday, September 12, 2006

 

IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE

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IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE
Author Unknown
Sep 12, 2006

Vital For Your Health and Well-being!

The maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary
and central component or heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in
all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed,
Subsequential Internal Non-Morality, or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is
primarily symptomized by loss of moral judgment.

Some other symptoms are:
a. Loss of direction
b. Foul vocal emissions
c. Amnesia of origin
d. Lack of peace and joy
e. Selfish, or violent, behavior
f. Depression or confusion in the mental component

The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this defect, is
providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge, to
correct this SIN defect, at numerous locations throughout the world.
The number to call for the recall station in your area is: 1-800-THE LORD

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids
manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too
numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently
impounded.

PRAY THIS NOW: Dear God in Heaven, I call on the Name of Jesus Christ.
Please fix me by making me new on the inside. I receive, and
acknowledge, the Lord Jesus Christ now. Amen.

For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S for prompt assistance at
any location worldwide.

PRAYER
"Lord, may I give you fitting honor in the way I live my life and in
the way I treat my neighbor. May I honor the Lord's Day as a day
holy to you. And may I always treat others with the same mercy and
kindness which you have shown to me. Free me from a critical and
intolerant spirit that I may always seek the good of my neighbor."



PRAYER
"Lord, you guard and protect us from all evil. Help me to stand firm in your word and to trust in your help in all circumstances. May I always find rest and refuge in the shelter of your presence."

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